April 14, 2010

A vegetarian Komodo Dragon relative long known to native Filipino hunters but unknown to science has been discovered. The animal has never been identified by scientists before, though Filipino hunters have presumably been eating them for millennia. The animals were probably missed because they hide so well in the trees and were often confused with another non-vegetarian monitor lizard.

posted by Jay Kinetic 14 years ago

Any creature that has a lot of blue in it is, by definition, awesome (this does necessarily include birds).
posted 14 years ago by bernockle
I'd much rather stumble upon one these guys than a real, much nastier Komodo Dragon.
posted 14 years ago by islander
Newly Discovered Giant Lizard is Human-Sized, Has Two Penises
posted 14 years ago by homunculus
Were I a female Varanus bitatawa, I might consider retracting my previous comment.
posted 14 years ago by islander
So, you're saying I shouldn't reply to that spam saying I could double my number of penises?
posted 14 years ago by St Fu
I didn't mention the two-pronged penis thing because, in fact, MOST snakes and lizards have double wangs. I don't know why they made such a big deal about it for this creature. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reproductive_system#Reptiles
posted 14 years ago by Jay Kinetic
Perhaps it's blue?
posted 14 years ago by BlueHorse

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