March 30, 2004

• If I had it to do over again, I'd name my blog "Elefanten in Zoo und Zirkus".
• Woo! Elephant Yeah! [Flash]
• Elephants, yeah! Someday I will preside over a herd of elephants. Indeed, I plan to bring them back to north central Washington, where they belong! I will start with some very large wool jackets, and the largest pac boots you've ever seen, and, and.... sigh. If Göring could have raccoons, why can't Goetter have elephants? Why? Why??
• Bring Back the Elephants!
• I have my very own. Tattooed on the back of my neck. I love elephants.
• I once made a trunk call to an elephant. He dropped mahogany log right on my foot in his eagerness to pick it up. /lies
• a mahogany log. *gives up for tonight, snoozes*
• Don't forget the Snuffleupagus and the Heffalump.
• *BlueHorse enters, hands Goetter a leash.* "We DO love you, honey, and your new elephant is outside." "WAIT!" "Don't forget your shovel, dear."
• and a nice link, Lil'Guy
• Thousands of elephants still killed for ivory
• baby elephant running and farting