November 09, 2009

Engineered Rabbit Penises Raise Human Hopes.
posted by homunculus 15 years ago
  • Oddly, the procedure seemed to make the rabbits randier than usual. Everybody panic...
  • Oh, for crap's sake. We need compatible heart, liver, kidney, eye replacements. We need artificial skin for burn victims. How many men out there need a dick replacement? I'm sure it's a real statistically significant number--NOT. There are organs people can't live without, and their looking at...dick replacements. Bet it's a bunch of male scientists working on this one. DNRTA--just looked at the pictures.
  • The only good thing about having so few comments posted here these days is that I can join a thread like this so late and still be the first to make a joke about people able to fuck like rabbits.
  • Goodness!
  • How soon before they graft an engineered rabbit penis onto a cloned sheep?
  • Mr. Floppy was never the same.
  • Really, it's the rabbit feet they need to work on replacing. ouch
  • phhhhhhhht! Spit take, fish tick, you rascal. Now to wipe the tea off the monitor.
  • There may well be a need for such work-arounds as the rabbits got. BPA in plastic water bottles has been found to cause sexual disfunction in Chinese factory workers, making them four times worse off than normal.
  • And this is a problem, how? If we could just get that world-wide virus that would infect four out of five men who don't want to have/support children... New slogan: Fewer kids = rare and precious
  • *Points finger and shrieks, EEEEE, EEEEE, EEEEE*
  • Oh, for crap's sake. We need compatible heart, liver, kidney, eye replacements. We need artificial skin for burn victims. How many men out there need a dick replacement? I'm sure it's a real statistically significant number--NOT. There are organs people can't live without, and their looking at...dick replacements. Bet it's a bunch of male scientists working on this one. I wonder if it was a bunch of male scientists working on this one, too Human trials to begin of surgical treatment that could allow women to regrow their breasts after a mastectomy
  • Nice, but I'd rather have a heart, liver, kidney, colon, or eye. I've never heard a woman facing a mastectomy say I'd rather die than loose a boob.
  • I'm not sure its an either/or proposition, really.
  • "All rabbits with bioengineered neocorpora attempted copulation within one minute of introduction." I will never again shake hands with a bunny.