July 30, 2009

Man Robbed at Gunpoint While Receiving Oral Sex

I realize that this is a one-link silly news story. Should I have fleshed this out with links about the history of oral sex, a link to the website of the car manufacturer, and maybe a wikipedia article or two? Would that help it pass muster?

posted by bernockle 15 years ago
  • It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was two... two... two times in one!
  • Who reported it?
  • So the gun never went off?
  • It's a story without a happy ending.
  • Who reported it? ...a...release from Lucy Crockett with the Wilmington Police Department?
  • I suppose it's better than a SLYT. But is it really news?
  • ...a...release from Lucy Crockett with the Wilmington Police Department? No, I mean who reported it to the police, the fellator? Was the fellator robbed as well?
  • I think it was Lucy.
  • Lucy on her way in to work. But from her vantage point shw was a poor eye witness. Looks like a cul-de-sac. I <3 Google Maps http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=1200++North+26th+St+Wilmington,+NC
  • I suppose it's better than a SLYT. No kidding! Video of the events leading to the robbery would be a whole nother thing, altogether.
  • Looks like a cul-de-sac So that's what you young'uns are calling it now.
  • But is it really news? It's not news, it's Fark!
  • Oral sex: don't speak, don't listen. Just do... But watch your back!
  • Ways it may have come to police attention: 1) The fellator was pissed at not being paid and reported it 2) The victim tipped off the police because he didn't get his happy ending 3) The robbers were caught and this is their story 4) Divine Brown has moved to Wilmington and misses Hugh 5) It never happened but Lucy has to meet a report quota 6) It was Lucy
  • this is a fine example of: 1. Multitasking 2. Poor timing 3. Wrong Place, Wrong Time 4. Picking the wrong friends 5. When keeping your money is your underwear is not of much help. 6. Having your zipper undone is MORE than just embarrassing.
  • fine example of: 7) modern newspaper journalism
  • Hmmm, 16 comments. That's the most we've had in over two weeks. Monkeys must have liked this. Why, I'd say this is thread is absolutely hummin'.
  • Wow! This post is a real mouthful.