July 25, 2009
Dog Malfunction
 - You may have seen this YouTube clip of a hideous little stained poodle dog masticating its own tongue in a deranged manner and ululating like an angry duck with a cleft palate, well, there's also Dog Malfunction 2 (a classic which has birthed its own line of meme shoots). But now, friends, enjoy Dog Malfunction - Jazz Version. ALL YOUTUBE.
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I didn't know until just now that the audio on 2 was from Bruce Almighty, but there you go.
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Someone would choose to live with that?
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"a hideous little stained poodle dog masticating its own tongue in a deranged manner and ululating like an angry duck with a cleft palate" is totally my new band name
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Har har har! Almost had a wee accident watching that.
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There are so many variations ... I think this one is worth watching.
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Am I the only living person who thinks that dog is CUTE? Yes, I would choose to live with that; I've lived with humans who are far more annoying.
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Further proof that poodles are not real dogs.
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... and that wendell is not a real person.
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I understand that one time over on that *other* filter, wendell was heard "ululating like an angry duck with a cleft palate."