May 13, 2009

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
posted by bernockle 15 years ago
  • YES!
  • Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus on a Plane there, ftfy
  • Anyone who has seen the video of the damn octopus attacking the shark on youtube knows how this movie should turn out. Still, my money is on the shark in the movie. What about the shark taking out the damn bridge in he preview? Exactly how deep would that water have to be for a shark that size to come that far out of the water? For some reason I wasn't as bothered by the shark attacking the plane at the end of the trailer.
  • "Sorry, we are unable to offer this video to users in your region." Bastards.
  • The Japanese covered this ground decades ago. And they had the genius to come up with cool names - Rodan, Mothra, Ghidorah, Godzilla. What is this "Mega Shark" moniker? How lame is that? And "Giant Octopus"? Weak!
  • Yeah, how can you take "Mega Shark" seriously? Phhhht!
  • Mega Shark - not just 1000 times the size of a normal shark, but 1024 times the size. More bites for your bytes! Sorry.
  • Mega Shark is 1,000,000 times a normal shark. It's 1,000 times a Killer Whale. Also sorry.
  • Why don't they call it the Omega Shark? Reasons: 1. It's like the Omega Man, Charlton Heston, who kicked ass. 2. Lots of omega-3 oils inside, I bet. 3. It's Greek which is cool.
  • Is that why? Oh, mega shsh!
  • I bet you could make some mega steaks out of a fish like that.