March 09, 2009

This Republican chick in a tobacco state wants to castrate restaurant smokers Debbie Bell from humble Roanoke, Va., has singlehandedly declared war on restaurant smokers.

She's a wife, a mom and her efforts may have cost her husband his state senate seat

posted by ArtMofo 15 years ago
  • This may be the most misleading post I've ever seen.. is there some kind of axe grinding going on here ArtMofo?
  • What a fascinating article.
  • Um, she doesn't want to castrate them, she just wants them to step outside to smoke. We recently enacted something similar here in Cleveland and it's not that bad. Patios are pretty nice, actually.
  • it's not that bad. Easy for you to say. I was in a smoking in a restaurant in Virginia just last month. I was told I would have to go outside to do it. As soon I stepped outside with my cigarette, my penis instantly fell off.
  • Um, she doesn't want to castrate them, she just wants them to step outside to smoke. I've seen this confusion before. A few years ago, while going through old things, my mum came across some notebooks she'd written in as a school girl in the 1950s. Apparently, in one of them, she'd been assigned to write about what she did on the weekend and she'd written 'I went to Uncle Rob's farm and helped him castrate the pigs'. The teacher had then crossed out 'castrate' and written in 'feed'. My mum's reaction: 'No wonder I never learned how to spell!'
  • /waits for TUM do do a PhotoShop of bernockle's latest adventure Bernockle, Fast Food Lawyer in: Dude, Where's My Schlong?
  • Man in Va. restaurant: I'd like a fudge sundae with shaved chocolate and a cherry on top. Waitress: ...and crushed nuts? Man: No thanks, I'll smoke outside.
  • Arf.
  • *snort* can't stop giggling at bernockle's comment... hehehehe