They tried inflatable submarines but problems kept popping up.
Oh oh oh oh
*grabs heart, staggers, falls*
General 1- "Now here's how we're gonna defend our country. First, we blow up all our tanks"
General 2- "Wait, did you say blow up the tanks?" General 1- "Yes, and then the trucks with the ICBM's, That's the only way to win this war!"
n!! What's next?