March 26, 2004

Nissan's latest ad campaign includes an SUV positioned to make people take notice. And block traffic.
posted by Sooooz 20 years ago
  • Fourteen cupholders? Does this thing offer integrated Stadium Pals as an optional accessory?
  • I'd break the fucking glass and nick the thing, just to show 'em. What? Unbreakable? Fuckers.
  • "Driving safely is an art form in many major cities," the text explained. "Getting cut off, eccentric passengers and the occasional Sunday driver can make even the coolest person come undone." Because when coming undone is the only option what better than this to drive the offending party off the road. And at 13 Miles to the gallon in the city one less consumer of gasoline is one more tank for you!
  • I remember a conversation on road kill once where one fathers advice to his daughter was "If you can see over it, you can drive over it!" well this would probably lump all things in that category.
  • *shudder* Time to find some way of popping a grenade lanucher on my motorbike. For self defense.
  • Nothing is unbreakable, Nostrildamus. Your indomitable monkey spirit will find a way.