February 08, 2009

Heaven. Been to church today?

posted by Plegmund 15 years ago

Stopped by the temple instead; they said the destination they offer not so fully featured but I won't have to worry about heating bills:
posted 15 years ago by Abiezer_Coppe
There are not as many people in heaven as I would have suspected...
posted 15 years ago by HuronBob
There are not as many people in heaven as I would have suspected... Some of those buildings have to be dimensionally transcendental, TARDIS-style.
posted 15 years ago by BearGuy
I didn't know God was Santa.
posted 15 years ago by middleclasstool
That looks like one helluva go cart track!
posted 15 years ago by waxboy
No... But I've been to Oklahoma. What does it matter?
posted 15 years ago by BlueHorse
What, no pub?
posted 15 years ago by islander
Which temple?
posted 15 years ago by orococo
Sorry, forgot your question. I haven't been to church this millenium, but I did go during the last one.
posted 15 years ago by orococo
Only to pray to the porcelain god.
posted 15 years ago by flurker
...not so fully featured... Now you mention it, I'd been told it was more like...
posted 15 years ago by Plegmund
No, but this morning I was singing along with Martin Mull: "M-I-A-M-I in heaven, or am I in Miami?" Seemed relevant at the time. Nice graphic, Abiezer... is it me or do the "damned" look like western-type men in business wear? And what, only one female--and she's wearing a bikini? Golly. Seems more like an adult club than Hell...
posted 15 years ago by kinnakeet
Wait! I think I work there.
posted 15 years ago by BlueHorse

Monkeyfilter

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February 08, 2009