March 26, 2004

Ronald McDonald The real one. He's married, has four children and six grandchildren and he lives in Scotland. He's written a protest poem. RealAudio required to hear him recite it.
  • There used to be a Mr Bumanus in the phone book here. As kids, we used to ring him up and ask "Could I speak to Mr BumAnus, please?" And he'd reply "Byoomanoos! Byoomanoos!"