March 26, 2004

"I'm obese, and I have difficulty finding sexual partners. This was a great substitute."
The Virtual Sex Machine. The terrorists have already won. Initial link is SFW, but click around at your own peril.
posted by forksclovetofu 20 years ago
  • Oh, ick. We can all take comfort in knowing that the VSM has been Enhanced With Teledildonics. Never mind Intel Inside. And since the VSW is a boy toy, here's a little something for the ladies. [SFW]
  • Its like all my dreams of the future have finally come true.
  • I'm naturally impressed with the chic briefcase it comes in.
  • so, people are too lazy to manually jack off to porn any more? what the hell. and here i thought that the self-spinning sucker* was the sign of our society's downfall. *i mean, come on - spin pops? are we too lazy to burn a single precious calorie by moving our tongues to get the sugar into our mouths? yes, we are. we must make the sucker move against the tongue, and not the other way around.
  • The pictures look like a dust buster and a police radar.
  • Has anyone checked out Forky's stats counter lately? He's starting to bring in some traffic now!
  • He's even beginning to think its a work of art, now, Sullivan.
  • Dng, we should all put Forky's stats counter on our blogrolls and bookmanks.
  • it's a stat counter revolution!
  • I'm going to get myself a weblog, just so I can link to The Counter...
  • I hear James Brown singing through a vocoder, Kraftwerk style.
  • After reading this (urgh!) I'm obtaining my gratification in strictly natural ways. I just wish I could stop thinking about it.
  • Funny, I was expecting rodgerd to have posted this one. Personally, quite apart from the shame and humiliation of needing this kind of assistance, I would be terrified of entrusting my precious intromittent organ to a mechanical device of this nature. The machine never gets tired. Get it off me!
  • They're outta their freakin minds if they think I'm sticking Lil' Fes in that thing, Darshon. I don't care how vibratey it gets - one lightning strike at the wrong time without a surge supressor and my junk is sunk!
  • Hee Hee! Yea, it doesn't look any too comfortable, either. The pictures are hilarious, though.
  • Oh, and you think you hate lag now...