Have to say, with the exception of "specificity", which I have trouble with sober, those aren't a problem to me when under the influence. And if I'm commenting on the pleasantness of an evening to a policeman, it's a sure sign I'm drunk.
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Pfft! If you'd climb outta that Christmas gin bottle for a minute, it would be a piece of cake to recite!
Gin. $&!@ing gin. Once. Never, ever, again.
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try being a drunkard with a lishp lishhhpf L I S P :P
Gollywhompered.
Though that might not be hard to say drunk. My two year old just busted out with it. "mommy I'm gollywhompered"
lishp lishhhpfL I S P :P