December 20, 2008
Curious George: Santa hacks.
What's the best way for Santa to give a bird as gift?
The best we've come up with is that he delivers the cage, other doodads, and a note in the cage saying mom and dad have to get the bird. Or instead of a note, a fake gift card from Santa. (Additional info: he's an only child, 6 years old, and flies off to the grandparents the day after Christmas, staying there for 3 weeks. The bird is cockatiel)
Date: Sun, 2 Nov 86 02:07 EST From: Mike.Kazar@A.CS.CMU.EDU (C410MK50) To: Gloria-Quote-List: :INCLUDE: "DSKB:GLORI1.DST[C410MK50]"@A.CS.CMU.EDU; Subject: "Today's Quotes:" Message-Id: <02Nov86.020744.MK50@A.CS.CMU.EDU> Sic Transit Gloria Thursdi Office: WeH 8115, (412) 268-7561. Home phone: (412) 421-5129. Boltzmann Hacking: x3048. Hours: afternoon through late night. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Research associate in computer science. Projects: connectionist symbol processing, nonmonotonic reasoning. The first Cockatoo-English dictionary: Action Meaning hissing -> I'm nervous; go away. I would like to bite you. clicking (of beak) -> See, I am well equipped to bite you. crowing -> I've won; I'm king of the hill; you are slime. cooing -> I am chewing/destroying something of yours: fun. honking -> I am stuck or caught. Help! whinny -> I am talking in my sleep. quacking -> I feel like making noise now. basic scream -> Pay attention to me / Go away / My dish is empty. stamping foot -> I'm getting pissed. blood curdling scream -> I'm really pissed; get out of my sight. **==> That was Dave Touretzky's plan file.
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