December 16, 2008

• if you post this on metafilter will they call it eponysterical?
• The Tracikraken rise from the deep...
• I think they skimped on the tentacles.
• if you post this on metafilter will they call it eponysterical? Possibly. They never seem to get tired of that one.
• Doubtfully. Trac would have to do it. Or Squiddy. They never seem to get tired of that one. Hey! Neither do I. Sometimes it's just...that way.
• Pre Historic Animals and Reptiles, 1889
• Epony- *gets pulled offstage by shepherd's hook*
• Why Are People Always Having Sex With Dragons In Science Fiction?
• Dreams are a bit like science fiction. This one isn't sexy, but it's funny... In my dream an old friend had killed a snake. It was a large python, dead on the floor. When we stretched it out it measured 26 feet long. Oh, It's not a record then. No, wait, he said. I cut off it's head... The snake's head looked like one of those Chinese dragons with horns. We set it at the end of the snake and remeasured it to 27 feet. Oh, still not a record! No, wait, he said and turned the head so the horns pointed up. Finally a world record python (at least in the dream it was) at 28 feet!
• To Increase his Wondrous Greatnesse More