December 06, 2008

Mystery jelly engulfs Scotland Well, OK, pops up a bit all over the countryside.
posted by Abiezer_Coppe 15 years ago
  • WEE, sleekit, cow’rin, tim’rous jelly, O, what a panic’s in thy belly! Thou need na ooze awa pell-melly, Thou viscous loony! I wad be laith to rin an’ fell thee, Wi’ murd’ring spoonie!
  • Star snot! Love it.
  • My current theory involves the Lizard People replicating in rural seclusion.
  • ((((( for Robbie ("The Underpants") Burns' wee rhyme ...that is unless it was William ("Monster") McGonagall moonlighting.
  • There's a fungus among Angus.
  • My current theory involves the Lizard People replicating in rural seclusion. I like the Lizard People Semen idea even better than the Star Snot Idea.
  • And it's who has been taking apart the newfangled nappies o' the wee bairns? 'tis where this goo be frae.
  • Something like it appeared suddenly on a shrub in my Dad's yard here in New Jersey last spring. The nodules or jellies were stuck to the evergreen foliage, presenting the same, clumpy look and translucence as the ones in Scotland. But these were definitely tinged a rose or almost an orange color. We'd never seen anything like it before either.
  • You eat a slime mold. You feel very sick. Exp: +14 Str: -23 Poisoned.
  • It's all that was left of the Blancmange From Outer Space