November 24, 2008
Pasta, with extra mozzarella!
Man pleasures self with pasta sauce.
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
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I've argued previously that semen should be rebranded as "Manfredo."
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I hate stories without happy endings.
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I guess you had to be there to know the whole story, but once they saw he didn't have any weapon other than a jar full of boy-bits, why did they have to make him get out of the car? Couldn't they have just told him to go park somewhere else? I mean, maybe they tried and he said no, but if so that's a key element of the story that's missing.
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Monkeyfilter: didn't have any weapon other than a jar full of boy-bits.
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You think he'd have gone for jerk sauce...
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Some guys prefer a good dry rub.
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Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone... Well, there's your answer, right there. "But officer, the sign says I can't stop..!"
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He was on the vinegar strokes. But I prefer a dash of Woucestershire Sauce in my ragu.
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750mm jar Umm, just how big is his noodle?
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It's interesting to note that the journalist glosses over whether there was even any sauce in the jar, and is devoid of details in general. It's a great story, but Courier Mail drops the ball and just phones it in.
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Who's that journalist? Chopped liver?
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Byline: Patty de Foie Gras
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Awww crap, no mugshot.
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four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out. I mean, the capsicum spray was just encouraging him, surely.
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MonkeyFilter: a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier sounds like kit's Christmas wish list
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It's like the chap on The Fast Show who would come home with everything but what was on his wife's shopping list.
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WTH?
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Well. I'm more of a Border Terrier man myself, but everything else is spot on.
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those little dogs have sharp teeth...this guy needs to be arrested to protect himself!