November 20, 2008

No, no, don't get up. You've got a personal problem, and you don't know how to find a solution? Here, don't worry, I've got your back.
posted by middleclasstool 15 years ago
  • A great use for this tool. I thought it was just goung to be good for sending sarky links to people too stupid to use Google for themselves. This one's for you, Cappy
  • From the 3rd result on MCT's question: Country of Remedy: Peru Name of Remedy: Body Odor Ingredients: Maple Syrup(any brand) Lemon Juice 10 crushed fireflies Saran Wrap (Optional) Instructions: This is an old family remedy for body odor. We had a very stinky Great Great Grandfather that everyone told stories about- but when he used the remedy he was cured -no more BO!First you mix 1 cup syrup with 2 Tbsp lemon juice. Then crush about ten fireflies up and dump them in the mixture. Apply the paste to your armpits - works well if you put a piece of Saran wrap over your armpit after application. Leave this on for abotu 30 minutes- then shower. This remedy only needs repeated 4 times a year- Be sure to catch some fireflies in a jar and save them to make your mixture in the winter months if you have trouble with BO during that time.
  • Oh, I'm totally doing that next summer.
  • I don't think I could crush the fireflies, they are the coolest bugs ever, pretty and sparkly and fun to catch. :(
  • Too bad it doesn't apply the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button in the same manner.
  • B.O. was my favorite character on The B-Team.