November 18, 2008

Planning a naval bombardment of Australia? Now's your chance. Navy takes two months off for Christmas!

posted by kitfisto 15 years ago

Nothin' 'ere worth bombarding, mate. Even the Japs only 'ad a bit of a stab during WW2 at Darwin before realisin' it aint worth it. (and that's what we want the world to keep thinking, too, cos we know when we're on to a good thing)
posted 15 years ago by Hank Mabuse
Let's do it just for fun. Monkeys! General quarters!!!
posted 15 years ago by kitfisto
Oh, sure. They'll TELL us they're on vacation, but the minute we stand to our guns they'll jump out from behind the opera house and BAM!
posted 15 years ago by The Underpants Monster
Yeah ... except for my bro. But who would attack the country while this guy is on duty? You are in safe hands Australia. Crack open another beer over Chrissy and rest safe.
posted 15 years ago by gomichild
Nice baby! Nice tatt!
posted 15 years ago by sugarmilktea
Fuck it. I'm attacking anyway. *launches rowing boat*
posted 15 years ago by kitfisto
*sets up lawn chair on promontory, cracks open a Chrissy beer, and waits for kit's amphibious assault*
posted 15 years ago by Capt. Renault
I'm heading in the right direction, aren't I? ATTAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!
posted 15 years ago by kitfisto
Aussie squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Lord, there's something really sexy about that adorable baby against that hairy chested bald guy. Rowrrrr! Ahum! Anyway, were was I? Oh, yes, Australia. Who would want it? It's all dried out now and stuff.
posted 15 years ago by BlueHorse
It is still green around the edges, right?
posted 15 years ago by EarWax

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