November 14, 2008

Man mails himself out of prison
  • Or you could just gain a few pounds.
  • The chief warden of the jail told the BBC this was an embarrassing incident. Thanks Chief Warden, Captain Obvious.
  • I'm inspired. I'm gonna mail myself outta this sorry life and start fresh.
  • I think the chief warden just wanted to assure the BBC that he had a grasp of reality and that he was experiencing feelings of embarrassment and shame...unlike certain administrations I could think of.
  • Nah - she's killed the prisoner, stashed the body, cut the tarp and using it as an excuse for more funding (and more power/influence for herself). Or is it just me who finds it deeply suspicious that they know _exactly_ how this guy escaped, without actually having, you know, found him?
  • Soooooooo.... Was there a return address?