November 07, 2008
Raiders make off with bull semen
"A Dumfries and Galloway Constabulary spokesman said...somebody will take it off their hands."
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If I were paid to extract animal semen for a living, I think I would have to have cards printed up that say Professional Jerkoff. Or wanker. Maybe wanker. Wank Specialist? Wankologist? Wankological Technician?
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"MCT - Bulls pulled; satisfaction guaranteed" perhaps?
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A cock and bull story if ever I heard one.
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COCKPUNCH!!!!2!
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A cock and bull story if ever I heard one. *cough* See also
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Whoever does that, I hope they show the bulls videos of cows.
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Wait...this is the third bull semen post in the last three years?
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I just got a kick out of the fact that Capt. started things off with the same pun from three years ago, to-the-date! Hoot! It's a bull semen anniversary!
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It's an ongoing global crime wave and the police are just pulling their puds.
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If anyone can track down a flask of liquid nitrogen it would have to be Inspector Frost.
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Wankological Technician? For MCT every job has a happy ending.
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...Capt. started things off with the same pun from three years ago... What can I say? You stick with the classics. Old jokes are the best jokes, Bald Guy.
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Bollocks!
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Mavericks are so last week. Or three years, what's the difference on a geological time scale?
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Rustling steers is so old hat. Rustling test tubes is where it's at.
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"When you need to spend on the best!"
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How do they get the Owl Scent in the Bull Semen? Or do I not want to know?
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The US has sent nearly $2 million worth of bull sperm to Iran this year
