October 24, 2008

Moving the Earth: a planetary survival guide. [Via]
  • Aristotle said he could move the earth with a long enough lever, but where would he stand? Rather than trying to move the earth, why not just deploy layers of reflective nano net umbrellas for shade? Yeah, right!
  • Not sure if the solar wind would foul us up though. A smattering of anti-gravity pods might help...
  • Cthulhu will be back by then. He'll save us.
  • Aristotle? Archimedes, shurely...
  • Screw you! Ha! I SAID 'SCREW..' Oh, never mind.
  • Eureeka!