October 24, 2008
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Aristotle said he could move the earth with a long enough lever, but where would he stand? Rather than trying to move the earth, why not just deploy layers of reflective nano net umbrellas for shade? Yeah, right!
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Not sure if the solar wind would foul us up though. A smattering of anti-gravity pods might help...
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Cthulhu will be back by then. He'll save us.
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Aristotle? Archimedes, shurely...
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Screw you! Ha! I SAID 'SCREW..' Oh, never mind.
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Eureeka!