October 22, 2008

HAY GUYS SOME PEOPLE WANT TO TAKE AWAY THE BEST KEY ON THE KEYBOARD DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT (HINT: IT'S WHAT JESUS WOULD DO IF HE WAS AWESOME) YEAH THAT'S RIGHT IT'S THE CAPS LOCK KEY AND THIS IS ITS MOST SACRED DAY.

DON'T LET THOSE TARDS DO THAT BECUZ THE CAPS LOCK DAY IS HOLY IT'S LIKE MOSES PUNCHING MUHAMMED AND THEN TOTALLY MAKING OUT WITH HIS SISTER ON TOP OF HIS DOG OR SOMETHING AND MAN I JUST WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW WHO I'M VOTING FOR TOO AND YOU SHOULD PAY ATTENTION EVEN THOUGH THERES A LOT OF LOWERCASE LETTERS IN IT CUZ IT USES LIKE A METAPHORICAL CAPS LOCK IN ITS TONE OR SOME SHIT I DON'T KNOW OKAY TALK TO YOU LATER

  • I LOVE THE INTERNET HAPPY CAPSLOCK DAY AMIRITE
  • SWEET JESUS HE FINALLY DONE LOST HIS SHIT. TRACICLE CALL THE LOONY TRUCK. HBS, YOU HAVE OUR SINCEREST CONDOLENCES! JACK, START RUNNING NOW!
  • I UNDERSTAND HOW INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY CAN DO THIS TO A MAN. BE THANKFUL IT IS ONLY FOR A BRIEF BUT AMAZING TWENTY-FOUR HOURS.
  • POSTING IN ALREADY EPIC THREAD!!11!!!
  • SURE, LET THEM TAKE AWAY THE CAPS-LOCK AND NEXT IT WILL BE F15 AND THE TILDE AND THAT ONE WITH THE VERTICAL AND LEANING LINE THAT I NEVER USE BUT MAYBE ONE DAY I WILL!
  • MONKEYFILTER: LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CANDIDATE
  • First they came for `here is'     and I didn't speak up because I was not a Model 28. Then they came for `enter'     and I didn't speak up because I used 'return'. Then they came for `break'     and I didn't speak up because I was not a vt-100. Then they came for `hyper'     and I didn't speak up because I was not a lisp machine. Then they came for capslock     and by then I could not type.
  • I OFTEN USE THE PIPE BUTTON|||
  • KEVVINSEVVIN I THINK YOUR POEM MIGHT BE AWESOME BUT I CANT READ IT BECAUSE ALL I SEE IS F I I M T I AND SO ON IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE MAYBE YOU FORGOT TO USE YOUR CAPSLOCKKEY
  • I WANT A "HIS FONT GOT SERIFS GODDAM" T-SHIRT
  • HEY BUDDY HOW DO YOU GET THIS THING OUT OF SECOND GEAR??? oh right. shift.
  • I SHOT THE SERIF BUT I DOD NOT SHOOT THE DELETE KEY
  • HEY TRACICLE THAT PIPE'S PRETTY COOL I HAVE ONE THAT MAKES AMERICAN MONEY AND IT GOES LIKE THIS: $
  • HAY GOOD THING I NOT TYPING ON ME OLD LAPPY CUZ I DISABLED CAPS LOCK ON IT CUZ I KEPT HITTING IT BY MISTEAK AND ALLA MY EMAILS WERE ALL HALF CAPPY AND HALF NOT O YEAH TODAY I GET TO SEE MY BABY HOORAY FIRST ULTRASOUND MEBBE I NAME HIM/HER "CAPSLOCK" THINK ITS A GOOD NAME HUH????!!?!?!?!111/!!!ONE!!!|||{{}{}!?
  • HEY FROGS WHAT WOULD BE COOL IS IF YOUR BABY WAS BORN WITH ITS OWN BUILT IN CAPS LOCK THEN IT COULD TOTALLY FIGHT UTERUS CRIME AND IT COULD CALL ITSELF CAPTAIN LOCK HEY NOW THAT I THINK ON IT A PENIS IS KIND OF LIKE A BUILT-IN CAPS LOCK
  • CAPSLOCK LIVE FROGS WILL BE THE SHOUTIEST BEBBEH EVAH! YAYS!
  • HEY TRACICLE STAY OFF THE PIPE DOOD AREN'T YOU LIKE A MOTHER OR SOMETHING JEEZ?
  • SARAH PALIN'S GRANDKID WILL PROBABLY BE NAMED CAPSLOCK
  • WANKERS! I USED TO QUITE ENJOY THE SHIFT LOCK KEY ON OLD TYPEWRITERS. IT GAVE MY FINGERS A SENSUAL DELIGHT TO MASH THE SHIFT KEY AND THEN LOCK IT DOWN... WATCHING ALL THE HAMMERS SHIFT UP! YOU HAD TO WORK TO LOCK THAT BABY! I PROPOSE THAT FUTURE KEYBOARDS BE MANUFACTURED WITH SHIFT AND CAPS LOCK KEYS THAT EXERT A STRONG NEGATIVE FEEDBACK. BRING BACK THE GLORY OF KEYS THAT MAKE YOUR FINGERS WORK. SCREW PASSIVE VIRTUAL KEYBOARDS! HAND-CODED IN CAPS, MY FINGERS HURT!
  • I'm with smt. I miss the clunk of hitting the shift key on old typewriters. Some of these modren computers go "beep" when you hit capslock, but I feel that lacks authority. I think they should go "clunk" or "honk" or even "bam!"
  • I THINK THE CAPS LOCK KEY SHOULD GO "OH BABY YEAH YEAH LOCK MY CAPS BABY UHHHH YEAH!!!"
  • IF IT WASN'T SUPERIOR IN ALL WAYS THEN THEY WOULDN'T CALL IT UPPER CASE.
  • PERSONALLY I PREFER INTERNATIONAL SCROLL LOCK DAY !!!
  • SHADDUP, YOU NUMLOCK.
  • Wel, I' waitin fo internationa backspac da!
  • TUM, YOU ARE ON A ROLL TODAY! LMAO!
  • WENCHIIIIIE!
  • WHY IS THE CAPS LOCK KEY NOT LABELED IN ALL CAPS? THIS DISTRESSES ME SOMEWHAT! ALTHOUGH NOT AS MUCH AS IT LOOKS LIKE BECAUSE I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS. ANYWAY, IT CLEARLY SAYS "Caps Lock". ALSO, I CANNOT WAIT TO VOTE FOR THAT FUCKER UP THERE. MY WIFE WAS UNDECIDED UNTIL SHE SAW THAT SHIT UPTHREAD. NOT ANYMORE!
  • MY CAPSLOCK KEY SAYS caps lock IN ALL LOWER CASE WHICH IS LAME
  • Some combination of F keys might substitute for the sheer inelegant SIZE of the the Caps Lock key somehow, but to say that writing in caps is inelegant is truly absurd, given that this is the classic style used on the PANTHEON, on TRAJAN'S COLUMN, on the ARCH OF TITUS – all fine ROMAN CAPS, Capish? *to write in caps is to scream* was writ by a shiftless flea, or an ee cummings wannabe...
  • The ARCH OF TITTIES? I wanna see that yeah! (oh wait maybe I read that wrong? poo) Based on the ultrasound the little tadpole is currently lowercase. Not big enough to be allcaps, but it's definitely got some serifs! And a good case of the wiggles. HI WIGGLY FETUS WE LIKE YOU!
  • DAN FOLKUS - HAIL POETRY! FROGDADDY - THAT'S SOME FINE REPRODUCIN' THERE!
  • I THANK YOU FOR INTRODUCING THE WORD 'TRANSVAGINAL' TO MY VOCABULARY I WILL BE SURE TO USE IT SOON PLEASE POST MORE TRANSVAGINAL PHOTOS THIS COFFEE COULD STAND TO BE MORE TRANSVAGINAL I WONDER HOW THE TRANSVAGINAL WILL VOTE ON NOVEMBER 4TH
  • CONGRATS, FROGS!
  • MY TRANSVAGINAL FRIENDS ALL SAY OBAMA !!!
  • monkeyfilter: transvaginal friends.
  • OMG I KNOW CAPS LOCK DAY IS OVER AND ALL BUT IT GOES ON IN MY LITTLE WORLD AND THUS I MUST CELEBRATE. HAVE I MENTIONED THAT CAPS LOCK DAY MUST ALSO BE CELEBRATED BY OMITTING PUNCTUATION I HOPE SO.