October 21, 2008

Drive-thru voting. For when you want to exercise your franchise and throw the bums out, but not get your fat ass out of the car to do it.

No wonder the terrorists hate you, America.

posted by Capt. Renault 16 years ago
  • Well, it's a step up from drive-thru vomiting.
  • They don't suspect a thing.
  • Yesssss... It's all going according to plan... *sets Burmese bannination trap, waits*
  • *sharpens poking stick*
  • *readies himself to send out quidnunc mating call* "The something-something you run this place with, and a something-else for Hank! The something-something you run this place with, and a something else for Hank!" *waits for monkeys to arrive*
  • *checks hair*
  • *pops a mentos*
  • Is It Illegal to Drink and Vote? So... voting-while-drunk is probably only illegal if you do it in the drive-thru. Gotcha. *waits some more*
  • wittles
  • *crochets a vagina purse*
  • This is like the worst trap ever. We need a n00b to wander in.
  • HAY GUYS WHAT'S UP WITH THE BLANK COMMENT'S UP THERE LOL
  • Let the games begin!
  • *stretches out some duct tape*
  • I think this is a great idea. Waiting in line to vote can be a major pain, especially in the cold and wet Cleveland weather this time of year. By staying in your car you have a seat, climate control, music, you can even smoke while casting your ballot. Low voter turnout is why so many crappy politicians remain in office, I think anything that makes voting easier is a good thing. Why are you all looking at me like that?
  • *readies the tar*
  • I'll catch this quid for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad quid. This quid, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your voters. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
  • You're gonna need a bigger boat.
  • Here's to swimmin with bowlegged women.