October 07, 2008

Dan Aykroyd would like you to try this vodka in a crystal skull.
posted by Koko 16 years ago
  • I'd rather drink vodka from the skull of Dan Akroyd. He's jumped into the celebrity wine-endorsement game, too. I'm not trying that, either the Celine-Dion-loving freak...
  • Herkimer diamonds are made out of quartz. Someone is pulling one leg or another.
  • I would like Dan Akroyd to lay off the crystal skull for a while. I say this because I love him.
  • We've been slimed.
  • *snrk* Okay, he had me up until Newfoundland.
  • Last year Dan Aykroyd wanted me to try some wine. The year before that he wanted me to try some tequila. My liver can't take much more Dan Aykroyd.
  • Next year: Aykroyd's Ectoplasmic Ice-cream.
  • But, where is his sportswear clothing line?
  • It's like he has put his entire career in a Super Bass-O-Matic 76 and turned it on "FAIL"
  • He's a bit of a biker, isn't he? Not surprising to see him drinking from a skull-shaped object.
  • *guzzles from motorcycle helmet*
  • Y'know, I'm actually surprised no one's done this before. Make a liquor bottle in the form of a human skull. As for the strangely intense endorsement of a crystal skull liquor though, I would have expected Jack Palance.
  • Drinking from a skull is so 1939 ...
  • But see, you could have a skull bottle and drink it in a skull glass, and...and... I'm sure there's death metal music involved in this somehow.
  • But see, you could have a skull bottle and drink it in a skull glass, and...and... ...and then pee in a SKULL-SHAPED URINAL! With a urinal cake shaped like a HUMAN BRAIN!
  • Oh, now we're getting into the Halloween spirit. Don't stop!