October 05, 2008

OEDILF The Omnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Form . Just Rhymes, for no reason There once was a poster named Granny, Who decided to get off her fanny. She decided to post, to see what got the most responses--or if she got any.
posted by BlueHorse 16 years ago
  • Though your poem is not quite the worst I'd hardly call you well-versed so for you I felt sorry your want made me worry so here is a comment, the first
  • Monkeys we know like their drama, and a rollicking good snark-o-rama, but let's not have trouble, o'er this tiny double, that's posted by our dotty charming old GramMa.
  • In paradise now there is trouble, The porridge is starting to bubble, For Breakfast 'twas treats, Of sardines and beets, This post it is surely a double.
  • I really feel like a big schmuck, Though I guess I could win points for pluck, Though it ain't very long, I read your anagram wrong As "OED I'd Like to Fuck."
  • Granny loosened a Gordian Knot with no eagle or ox in the pot and it's first past the post for BlueHorse and the most provocative rhyme of the lot!
  • Two eggs fried upon a hot skillet, On bread made from wheat (not from millet), A serving of Joe, In a sturdy mug, so This breakfasting Monkey won't spill it.
  • Fuckity fuckity fuckit Oh fuckity fuckity fuckit Stinky bum wee And stinky bum wee Oh fuckity fuckity fuckit. Yes?
  • No.
  • That latest submission from kit Was a steaming and vile piece of shit Universally panned For being quite tame and bland But I kind of liked it, a bit.