October 03, 2008

• Oh, you.
• Monkeyfilter.com, eh? I've heard good things. Run by the guy who owns, so I've been told.
• Ralph's out for attention again. ho hum
• FARLRLGAL
• actually, I've wondered, what exactly would ralphing a dog involve?
• Seems the place has gone to the dogs.
• I predict a bloody struggle for power between The Dog and Kit. Maybe the Capt, too. Nothing good will come of this. At least Gramma's here to spank some butts into line.
• Sigh. Give us yer pesto recipes, RTD, and get it over with.
• Recipe for Pesto Sauce Ingredients: * 4 cups tightly packed fresh basil leaves (washed and dried on paper towels) * 1/3 cup pine nuts (or walnuts) * 1 tsp salt * 1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil * 2 garlic cloves, peeled and halved * 1/2 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese * 1 16-oz. package linguine, spaghetti or farfalle Directions: Brown ground beef. Set aside. Oil bottom of sauté pan with olive oil. Put vegetables and spices and lightly sauté. In a large sauce pain, place tomato sauce, tomato paste and diced tomatoes. Add brown beef and vegetables and let simmer. Add garlic, black pepper, oregano and salt to taste. Simmer over low heat. Turn off heat when sauce comes to a boil. Sauce can be simmered throughout the day for a more spicy flavor. Serve sauce over pasta.
• HE PESTOed! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE PESTOeD!
• SINCE WHEN DOES PESTO SAUCE INVOLVE BROWNING GROUND BEEF AND SIMMERING TOMATOES??!!? PESTOed? HE MUST BE PISSTOed!!
• Pesto bolognese, my favorite!
• You put bologna in your pesto? You're doing it wrong.
• Ban the dogs in shalws! Bush sucks! MR. WHISKERS! It's blood, bitches!
• AND SOMEBODY GET ME A DING DANG PREVIEW BUNNOT!!!
• *gives Mr. Whiskers a treat and slowly, slowly backs away*
• *tosses shalw over TUM to restrain* Quick, bring me the pesto sauce!
• Pesto recipe (traditional): - Put lots of stuff in a mortar - Use pestle to pound the living fuck out of it while murmuring "SHE-HULK SMASH" - Add cheese - Add pasta - Eat.
• That is a truly-and-for-true scary shot of Mr. W.
• Every time we have a thread like this, TUM shows us her ... cat.
• Since when is posting a single link to an article from the Daily Mail some lame community blog a quality post? We can all read the tabloids Monkeyfilter. Work harder on your submissions.
• Get over it. Justify your quality-related admonitions however you please. And it's Math, not Maths.
• Also, beets suck.
• YOUR ALL GAY!!!
• MATHS!!!!!
• I think we should leave it up to Tricycle, or Trackcycle, or Trigcycle, or whatever the admin's name is, to decide on whether this post is appropriate. In the meantime, I'd like a sandwich.
• We have roast beef and swiss. Whole wheat, mayo, and lettuce? I'm eating beans with hamhocks. Homemade biscuits. Terrible good. My name is GramMa BlueHorse, and I approve of this post.
• I had rice and beans for dinner. Mmm-mmm good. But I also had chocolate ice cream with the baby meredithea as a reward for her using the bathroom twice today!
• I'm telling.
• I went to the bathroom twice today. What do I get?
• I need to do toilet.
• Certainly hoping that rewarding the baby M with chocolate ice cream after going potty is not going to fixate her on chocolate or do her psychic damage of some sort.
• My ex, whom I still live with (you don't want to know) ate an entire half gallon of chocolate ice cream while watching the VP debate. I don't want to know what's going on in his potty. Especially since he's allergic to milk.
• eels and oranges.
• *laughs and laughs*
• I only get vanilla ice cream lately. That's all the wife wants - Madagascar vanilla with chocolate syrup. Sure. Fine. Whatever. Do not argue with the pregnant lady. But sometimes, just once in a while, I want something with NOT VANILLA flavor. Like peanut butter fudge Belgian chocolate drizzled hazelnut caramel pecan brownie espresso chip pistachio pretzel swirl. But I get vanilla. How can she treat our zygote this way? ZYGOTE DEMANDS CHOCOLATE BUT MAMMA WON'T EAT IT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
• 
• TUM, you are teh funny!
• *read ice-cream tub label, carefully puts it back in the freezer*
• Haw haw.
• My cat was away all weekend with a very scary health crisis, but happy to report he's home now and on the mend, despite a fairly useless thieving first vet. Still not quite at the bottom of what happened though.
• Unlike the vets thermometer. Hee haw. Good news, glad kitty's OK.
• 1. I wrote a script that spidered Mofi's user profiles and scraped all of the e-mail addresses contained within. 2. I sent a group e-mail to all of those addresses, asking that they send me a photo of themselves naked. 3. Thus far, only Kitfisto has responded (and I only needed one, kit). Are the rest of you sure that your profile info is up to date?
• *sighs in disgust* *picks up newspaper to go after RTD*
• Sheesh BlueHorse, a guy like you should know that RTD's not papertrained.
• Hmm, some things haven't changed I see.
• BEARGUY!
• BEARGUY!? Obviously he received RTD's email solicitation and came to check whether MoFi had become a freeporn site.
• Nah, that'd be BareGuy.
• 
• I can send mine out to anyone else who is interested. Just let me know.
• Hey, it's BearGuy! Let's celebrate *gets out gin and tonic*
• Hi BearGuy!
• Aloha. How you all been? Y'see, both the Chicago teams are out of the playoffs, so I thought perhaps this was a fine place to fling poo. Well, flinging poo seemed to be the subtext of this post.
• Nice to have you back, BearGuy. And they wouldn't be the Cubs if they didn't break our hearts.
• I hear they have night games now.
• Good to see you, BearGuy! didya bring bees and petes and Fes and everyone back with you?
• Petes are around. Fes is around. But bees!!???? I haven't heard word of bees in far too long. Makes me sad to ponder sometimes...
• Did I miss a Fes sighting?The last time we had an email discussion, he said that he was signing off - that was months ago. And the Petes have swooped in and out a couple of times - ususlly on Tracy's blog.
• Path - no, you didn't miss a Fes sighting (that I recall anyway). I guess what I meant to say is that Fes generally responds to email. So, even though he's not active *here* anymore, he's still reachable. From what I've gathered, there's been no word from bees. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong. Then, I'll be less sad when stumbling upon the countless jewels that he scattered throughout MoFi...
• And speaking of scatterings, has anybody seen Hank?
• No, but I just assumed everyone in NZ and Oz was on vacation this week. Either that, or he's already back under another name.
• Without even a flameout this time? He's getting soft. IN THE HEAD! I kid cuz I love. I bet you all wish I'd go away for a while, and give you all a rest from my moroningness and loudmouthery, you ungrateful bastard people. Well that tears it!! I have put up with your unappreciating snarkery for far too long! I am out of here, and I'm not coming back!! For one week.
• Smells better in here already.
• Hank's profile sayw that he checked in today - just hasn't chosen to post or comment.
• 'Ware the lurker! wooooooooo wooooooooo wooooooooo *spooky noises* Scary Hank!
• Aw man, I totally miss the Hankmeister, and the Kokochieftan, and all of all of those who felt obliged to leave because of the new changes and alterations, whatever they were.
• Rats, thought that might make Hank jump out at us and go BOO! But he didn't. Oh, well. Well, at least you and me and a couple of others are here, right? Right? Eh, right?? HELLO!? damn
• I'm back. After two days of not posting. Did ya miss me? *makes kissy face all round*
• I returned, and brought you a preview button. USE IT WISELY.
• Oh, oh, She's back. Quick, hide the bong PopTarts
• Damn, I have been away a while. Last time I was here, I recall tracicle having only one tracicling (aka monkey child).
• Turn your back for five minutes and those Tracs get to multiplying. They like maths.
• EXPONENTIAL BASHI!!!!
• Is it that long, BearGuy? Kidlet #2 wandered into our house about 3 years ago...
• I plead relativity. Or bad memory. (-:
• TUM has a kitteh? (~_^) So many monkeys have gone away the rest of us have been working hard at making more~! Also vanilla ice cream? Weird. I *had* to have strawberry. Do not argue with the pregnant lady. Too damn right. Besides she can punch harder now if she throws that new weight behind it.