September 25, 2008
I fart in your general direction.
Unfortunately, I got arrested for it.
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This sounds like a job for Mr. Methane!
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Wouldn't it only be considered battery had he lit it? Aaah, a true concealed weapon!
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Your Honour, I'd like to cite the longstanding common law principle of "He who smelt it, dealt it"...
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Frankly, I would have thought they'd have turned him over to the Department of Homeland Security. "GAS ATTACK" Level 4
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Shh! We don't need to give them any ideas!
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Haven't you people figured out yet that the universe is unraveling because the puppet masters behind it can no longer keep straight faces? Come on!