September 04, 2008

The International Male 1986 Holiday Catalog: The Recockulous Jackpot!
  • That's just, wow. From another page, Item L, padded butt brief. Get the fuller, rounder silhouette you want. Backside padding enhances your rear view.
  • I want everything in this catalog. And more chest hair.
  • I want the purple jumpsuit. Check that. I NEED it.
  • Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Leather! Jumpsuit! Pink shirt! Mmmmmmmmmmmm!
  • thank you, IM, for the commando overalls and the banana hammock. We are forever in your debt. also, more pink linen dinner jackets with matching cargo shorts, plz.
  • The guy in the leather fringe jacket looks like he's about to swoop down and make off with a field mouse.
  • They had me at "recockulous."
  • sign me up for a 6-pack of "Half-naked underaged indigenous-looking boys in loincloths"!
  • Even though short shorts are back in a big way this year, I think I'm gonna sit this trend out.
  • I agree with the implicit assertion of all previous commenters that the less said about the homoerotic gymnastics pose in this layout, the better. :)
  • *GramMa keeps fanning herself* Oh. My.
  • This book made me gay. Again.
  • Re: TenaciousPettle's comment: Is that a field mouse in your jeans, or are you just not very happy to see me?
  • jezebel.com is where I will spend many happy future hours.
  • I haven't left there for the last 45 minutes. Captain, please don't sit out the short shorts. And PIXPLZKTHXBAI.