I shall state the obvious: Furcifer labordi chameleon would be an excellent name for a rock band.
Aww, what a cut-- *thud*
the chameleons operate by a synchronized schedule, hatching, growing, mating and dying...
ORGY!
I imagine the synchronised falling out of trees must be a sight.
“Once they reach the end of the season,” Dr. Karsten said, “they’re done,” and they will drop from the trees with the papery grace of autumn leaves.
Do they change colour?
Get it? Because they're chameleons?
And it's Fall? And they fall like Autumn leaves?
Oh, the sad tale of the Furcifer,
A critter whom God has no mercy fer.
Perhaps He does...
Doesn't rhyme with mercy because it's a HARD C
Does rhyme with TURKEY
/spittle
Oh, the sad tale of the FurKifer,
What is this Latin so murky fer?
/rimshot
or /labrumico
That's a cute critter.
Human, chameleons or monkeys, it's just the same basic pursuits, just a matter of variable time scales.
And... Furcifer? Is that the Devil in the Furries theology?
Yeah, well, my clock's a tickin'. Any offers?
I think it's a cruciferous vegetable that's gone moldy.
(Furcifer, not kit.)
Well now you mention it...
Emphasis on 'vegetable'.
*cries*
Just scrap away the moldy parts, and it's all right.
That's what I do with the bread, anyway.
Dad used to call it "free antibiotics."
*gags*
For best flavor and good turnout, only use FRESH chameleons in your cooking, boys.
For best freshness, keep your kitfisto double-wrapped and placed in Tupperware in the freezer no more than 48 hours.
corpsechameleon. Kitfisto: I LOLed