*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
There's a good reason for that.
I keed, I keed. Go Bigfoot!
I'd love for them to find Bigfoot, but I have to say, that looks like a suit to me. I smell a stink-apey hoax.
Poor thing. If it is a 'Bigfoot!' They have been successfully elusive until now (reported rare sightings and blurred pics). They must have considerable intellect. Define 'sentient'. Define 'alien.' Lends credence to any reasoning that if there are, or have been any extra-terrestrial (alien?) visitors to this planet, they would avoid any contact with humanity as would any intelligence determinedly avoid a virulent plague. Saddening if anything, for them and for us. There are times when I feel human creatures are a mere virus and would it be no loss if we disappeared from the universe entirely. But then, i'm just one of those bleeding-heart freak empaths.
A virus with shoes. As Bill Hicks called us.
Bill Hicks quoted: "The truth will set you free." Truth, subjective? Fact, objective? We can only be as the structure of our brain dictates. There is no thing other than the mechanical. We are a mechanism and if classed with automobiles, badly tuned, patched with binder twine and duct tape and in serious need of restructuring. An overhaul would be inadequate. Homo sapiens are nothing but absolute proof of the non-existence of god or gods.
Well, I happen to think humans are pretty cool. I can't think of anything else I'd rather be.
Oh yeah...and the Sasquatch is a fake.
Polar bear. Polar bears are awesome.
'Think of the polar bears' is my ecological rallying cry.
As I drive into work each day. Needs some work.
They are effing brilliant though.
Now, I'm not an experienced Sasquatch hunter or nuthin' -- but I'd have thought that after stuffing it in a freezer, your next stop would be your local biology department, not "Searching for Bigfoot Inc."
But that's me.
Fuck that -- I'm gonna mount it on my front grill.
You've got braces?
Yesh.
No.
Haw haw
I caught the last few minutes of the press conference, and I thought you guys should know that the bumpkins running this operation rather pointedly showed a photo of the purported bigfoot's "tongue and cheek".
Get it?
Oh yeah...and the Sasquatch is a fake.
You don't say? But the proof! The irrefutable proof!
I got the tongue-in-cheek thing, but missed the part about the half-assed.
Monkey BigFootFilter: I smell a stink-apey hoax.
Well, color me surprised!
Line up to place your bets on whether or not these dopes retain a lawyer to fight their termination on the grounds that the website was "just for fun."
MonkeyBigFootFilter: I smell a stink-apey hoax.