August 06, 2008

Paris Hilton is your newest celebrity President. In response to McCain's comparison of Obama to Paris Hilton, Paris is running for President.
posted by tracicle 16 years ago
  • That's hot.
  • I can't stand Paris, but this was still funny. Like, totally.
  • I, like, totally heart roryk.
  • I say roryk for VP.
  • Score one for Paris and deduct one from the wrinkly white-haired dude.
  • Look at the little man standing on the Pink House's roof! Cute!
  • Truth said, after that I would vote for her before I would vote for wrinkly old guy.
  • I'm thinking the more the McCain campaign trades barbs with Paris Hilton, the better for just about everybody else.
  • Great job, roryk. Too bad the lil' Secret Service dude couldn't have been 'shopped into something a bit more stylish as well. What a farce McCain has become. What happened to his claims of running a "clean" campaign? And this thing about celebrities... huh? Like the Republicans have never chosen celebs? I guess Mr. Schwarzenegger and the late Mr. Reagan were unknowns who rose through the political ranks first? Damn, the hypocrisy is mind-boggling. That said, I, too agree: Paris' response is funny AND hot. And I'm not normally her fan either. Well done.
  • Vote old white man! Old white men have been running your country for over 200 years. And haven't things gone well? Have old white men EVER let you down? Can you name a single non-old un-white man or ana-man who has been a better President that even the shortest old white man? You ungrateful fools! You agist, racist, sexist assholes! What will our dear old.white men do if you do not give them their rightful place? Think of them - those misty-eyed nobles, shaking their old, wise heads as they contemplate your trechery, disappearing into their lordy and unfathomable whiteness as you take some brownish child or infant girl as your new leader. How I dispise you awful pricks. So vote for McWhats-his-name.
  • So vote for McWhats-his-name. Ronald McDonald is a white man? I'd have guessed he was in some category beyond definition, like Michael Jackson.
  • Anyone else notice that Ronald's changed his hair? He's got a part in it now, instead of just the inflated brushback. Wonder what that's about. Perhaps he was just in the mood for something new...
  • Ronald McDonald is a white man? He's about the whitest man in town.
  • She should run for president of Argentina. They already have a pink house.
  • The agent on the roof should've been photoshopped to Hello Kitty.
  • I would have voted for Ron Paul... not because he is old, but because he is real, not some pre-picked lap dog like these others (Paris Hilton excepted, although she'd make a fine lap DANCER). It was Congressman Paul who, when interviewed, rejected growing corn for ethanol in favor of growing Marijuana for ethanol, as well as for OTHER USES. Then too he's against printing devalued currency and he's really for the freedoms guaranteed by the Constitution. Actually, since Paris is running, and Ron isn't, I'll either abstain or maybe vote for her... (Thanks to our fearless leader, Tracicle, for the tip!)
  • I prefer something more than bone in a lap dance.
  • As someone else commented, this is the first thing Paris has appeared in that didn't suck or contain sucking.
  • McCain can control the damage of this mishap easily: appoint her as VP. A winning ticket.
  • *starts to come up with a joke about Paris being under McCain, grosses self out, stops*
  • speaking of Ronald McDonald.. I've got a great story.. Seems my nephew (who produces commercials/videos for a living) was shooting a McD's commercial out in the LA area... They had the main man, the "hero" Ronald for the shot (not one of the many imitations that they use for local stuff). At some point Ronnie tripped over the huge shoes and managed to break his leg... (we all saw that coming, eh?) An ambulance was called, and the primary focus in the ambulance on the way to the hospital was getting the guy out of his makeup and costume in order to not disturb any little tykes that might see him...
  • The agent on the roof should've been photoshopped to Hello Kitty. Too funny!
  • The odd thing is, if you zoom in real close:
  • Ha! I thought so! That black silhouette must have just been Kitty-chan's shadow.
  • *plays Darth Vader music in the background*
  • But what is with that horrible bathing suit she's wearing? Ew.