July 14, 2008
LimerickDB
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Limerick - history of, Wikipedia.
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At limericks we monkeys excell At blank verse and dogrel as well. We're so full of rhymes It's a nuisance sometimes And thinking up last lines is hell.
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Though rhymes have me scratching my pate, Rhymezone.com sets me straight It's easier to rhyme Than compose the next line For that old game, Monkey #8
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Another FPP* from Mabuse His keyboard takes quite the abuse Other times they're lascivious to which he's oblivious You think he would have an excuse *pronounced fip Well done, Hank.
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*Sigh* - a limerick post from Hank. What a fatuous old pile of wank. If it's all that this site can offer tonight then I'm off to the pub to get tanked-wait a goddamn minute now I'm infected with limerick rhyme. Great - I can't even type without spewing this tripe. Well, at least I can comment in mime-hang on - FUCK. Jesus Christ. FUCKING SHIT. This is taking the piss - please just quit. It's not funny or smart or real poetic art ... but it's catchy and quick, I'll admit.
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So Cappy cannot order gin, And Banksy's unmasked - what a sin! His language is coarse, (Tag-lined by BlueHorse), But still, "Quidnunc kid for the win!"
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Online, there are hard battles fought, Fucktard tempers approaching red hot, Both oblique and sublime. But just don't waste your time On the drivel that comes from Dreadnaught.