July 10, 2008
Reverend Jessie Jackson Not Helping-
Threatens to cut Obama's dick off.
Really!
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Well, I guess it could have been ears. But "certain part of the senator's anatomy" sure looks like a dick euphemism to me. Maybe it was his nipples? That would hurt. Could have been balls, that makes sense. Balls. Balls.
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Right ass cheek. Yes, Jackson is a right ass, what cheek!
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Jealous.
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The mind boggles! Procrustean to the extreme.
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"Balls" (or rather "Nuts") is teh winner. I would link the video but it would mean exposing my beloved monkeys to Bill O'Reilly and there are lines I WILL NOT CROSS.
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For which we thank you!
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Spoiler: he's smug as shit about it.
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Dan Rather: Jesse Jackson paved the way for 'Osama Bin Laden'. Apparently meant "Barack Obama".