July 03, 2008

US President tries to reassure survivors.
  • When satire is indistinguishable from reality, you know you're fucked.
  • Nah, it's not like reality. The man doesn't have it in him to admit he did anything wrong.
  • Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and pie, tried so hard, it made us cry.
  • I remember that just before the 2000 election SNL had three comparative views of the future, one under Gore, one under Bush, and one under Nader. Gore's future was ultra-boring, with everything determined by some supercomputer. Oh, how he droned on! It was awful! Then came Bush, and everything was on fire, and there was a war going on right outside the window of the Oval Office -- nothing but calamity, with him bumbling his way trying to maintain order. Oh, how we laughed! Then came Nader, and everything was just perfect. Until the pigs flew past the window. Good times, good times...
  • Just think, with Nader we could have had bacon every morning.
  • Bacon with wings!
  • Along with the pie in the sky and some wishful thinking.
  • Porkpie in the sky!