July 02, 2008
The Snooze to Destiny Thread.
Here's where we can breathlessly await the big day when The Record falls. It will be so exciting!
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It looks like that was from August 2007. He must be well on his way into untouchable territory by now.
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Oh. Yes.
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How embarrassing.
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Never mind.
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I hadn't seen that yet, and watch the Daily Show pretty regularly... Or I used to... In 2007.... Which was last year... Namely, NOT this year... or even recently... as in THIS year, it being June and all... not like it's January or anything... or 2007 anymore... It being 2008... or halfway to 2009 pretty much... :) (Koko summed it up nicely though...) I actually hadn't seen this report, and would not have even known that it was from 2007 unless someone pointed it out to me. This is satus quo for Boosh, and it should be noted that hijinks like this are so common in his presidency that it is perfectly understandable that one would get bogged down in fuckupoverlap.
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If he only would have STAYED down on the ranch with all his bullshit....
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besides... I'm more intrigued by the "BUSH RINGTONE DOWNLOAD IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR CELLPHONE!!!" ad at the bottom of the page. What the hell is a Bush ringtone?!
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it stammers and then hangs up on whovever's calling
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He sings 'My Pet Goat' with the sound of crackling fire in the background...
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I believe the tune would be "taoG teP yM" after a full 18 holes...ending with a gag on a pretzel. And why hasn't anyone merchandised Presidential Pretzels? I'll honor the day by taking my "Mission Accomplished" Bush Doll to The Houston Country Club Course for ride on a cart.