July 01, 2008

A monumental enema. The bronze syringe bulb, which weighs 800 pounds and is held by three angels, was unveiled at the Mashuk-Akva Term spa, the spa's director said Thursday.
  • "This town needs an enema!" And so it was.
  • I've always been tickled by such celebrations of the mundane. Let's bring enemas out of the shadows! Anyone with chronic digestion problems knows that the enema is your friend.
  • Not likely. Any friend of an enema is also my enema. MonkeyFilter: An enema is almost a symbol of our region. MonkeyFilter: Let's beat constipation and sloppiness with enemas! Ze taglines, zey write zemselvez!
  • "Arderne specialized in the surgical treatment of anal fistula...which he was able to excise in a dramatic, dangerous, and surprisingly successful procedure." I would have liked for my tombstone to read: "Dramatic, Dangerous, and Surprisingly Successful."
  • man, the thought of an enema that size really scares the shit out of me!