June 01, 2008

• Goes down real smooth.
• Something fishy.
• The problem here is twofold.
• I'll take three fingers....neat.
• How vul...gar.
• They cunt spell.
• Does it come in a box?
• I like mine peaty. I think I'm doing this wrong.
• Just another knock-off of a majora brand.
• I sure enjoy oral sex with vaginas! No, wait, too far in that direction, I think I'm getting it...
• I've loved nothing more than a nice mouthful of my Teacher's Highland Cream! Maybe I should work dongs into it somehow
• is it a monthly special?
• Hits the spot.
• They've created a mons-ter.
• /col-lips
• Not very booze-literate. Is that the stuff that goes in a Screwdriver or a Harvey Wallbanger?
• Tastes like Bollinger.
• I think 'Johnnie' needs to go see her Dr.
• Johnnie Worker is like Johnnie Foreigner, don'tcha know. A comical and child-like chap jibber-jabbering away in some incomprehensible argot, capable of rendering service to the Empire, but don't turn your back on him or he'll be up to all sorts of mischief.
• Just be glad that it wasn't made by Johnny the Greek.
• Mmm...nutty.
• More like Red Labial.
• Uh, wait, never mind.
• pfff! /points & laughs
• Arse! Feck! Drink! Girls!
• Wrap your lips around that!
• Savour the aftertaste!