May 23, 2008

How to take a shower.
posted by polychrome 16 years ago
  • What's all this about coating the body with oil before you get in, and then coating it with lotion when you get out?
  • Reminds me of this MST3K short. (youtube)
  • Their use of the definite article "the" ("coat the body with oil," "clean the hands") is freaking me out.
  • No word of a lie, I once had a roommate who applied deodorant before he went to shower. It was a long year.
  • And when can I pee? That's not covered...
  • Wasn't this already covered in Silence of the Lambs? I mean, EVERYONE knows that it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again. Duhhhhh.....
  • "coat the body with oil" (what kind of oil?) "if skin is oily" (does that include if I've covered my skin in mazzola oil in step 1?) Also, I think this article needs better photos, not just line drawings.
  • *rubs oil all over body, realizes it's late, puts on clothes and runs to work*
  • I use PAM. You can just spray it on before the shower then. *watches flock of cats follow flaggy to work*
  • I was momentarily interested when I saw that the cover of the "How to Take a Shower" issue featured Jessica Alba. Too bad...it could have been a great article.
  • How to what? *sniffs pits*