May 22, 2008
Roadkill haiku
Does what it says on the label.
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I got some tasty varmint all squished up under my Buick Regal throw some pepper on some salt or other relish bung it in your gob
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roadkill hiaku link does just what the label says dead flat animals
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When I saw "The Zen of flat animals" in the sidebar, I thought it was going to be about halibut.
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Postures of repose, Strangely during daylight hours. Always gone by dawn.
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Industrious wrens Working on a parked humvee. Grillwork smorgasbord.
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It must been bird. One wing rising from flat mess. What else could it be?
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Something big this time. Slumped dark, twisted, and tortured. Nope. Just a retread.
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That was someone's cat. They should have been more careful. Wonder if they know.
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Blackbody siren, Herpeto-fauna respond, Midmorning roadkills.
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This our blithe transport Heedless slaughter of the wild What's crushed there is us.
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That rabbit has been There for at least three days now The vultures don't mind
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haiku entitled 'Cannabalism' whistle pigs on road tasty flattened carcasses for more whistle pigs
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a planate marmot peck a chunk of whistle pig cannot a crow dream? a blue horse comment means I had to check wiki's novel groundhog names
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vroom vroom vroom bump! squish! what in tarnation was that? that bump-squish just there?
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'carcass' was the word my haiku is all wrong now posterity laughs :( haiku is math verse count all syllables up thrice never get it right dammit ........................ flat Mormon crickets crunchy goodness for the birds good! die ugly bug