May 21, 2008

Demented Buick Boffer - the man who shags sedans, rogers runabouts. He fucks cars, people! The Cortina Casanova.
posted by Hank Mabuse 16 years ago
  • Never gets turned down.
  • You gotta admit, that car in the picture is pretty cute.
  • He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf. Well, yeah.
  • *pages rocket88*
  • For all you curious monkeys (and I know there are some mighty curious monkeys out there), here's how it's done.
  • Shamelessly stolen from Skrik
  • Holy shit, kinnakeet.
  • "Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge." /Swiss Toni
  • Cars are very sexy. But a Volkswagen Beetle?!? That's just sick.
  • autoerotica
  • That red pickup doesn't into the whole Furry thing...
  • LMFAO! Oh, apologies, a serious subject. Well, they do come with their own rubbers. No unfortunate little accidents to be concerned about there. He was taking a risk with the chopper from Airwolf though. "O mi glof! I've lost a ball bearing!"
  • I made out with my Civic once, but I don't think it was very comfortable for either of us. Ah... College.
  • ...
  • Just think, MCT, without the Internet--and MoFi--we might never have known of such things. *resolves to spend more time outdoors*
  • That picture with the Eclipse will haunt my nightmares. And the blocked license plate just adds to the creepyness.
  • Said a sad little man from Nantucket, As he soaped up his car with a bucket, "It's so shiny and clean, And it rides like a dream, You can drive it and then you can fuck it".
  • *applauds*
  • It's true that her tranny is shot, But she's got what a woman has not, Just one word of warning, While lustfully horning, The tail pipe's exhaustively hot! Don't get me started
  • i'm not going to get into this in too much detail but this is old news. Google "Dekhyr Dragon"... I know about him because he used to contribute to my mid-90's zine (the last-millennium, dead-tree version of a blog) called The Polished Knob.
  • aahh... kinnakeet beat me too it. grr.
  • Of course, if you're gonna do it, you'd better have the proper music.
  • > Don't get me started Don't, ThinksTwice, it's alright.
  • ...I will never look at those foam can holders the same way again.
  • Why oh why does 'Paradise by the dashboard light' started playing in my mind? 'Do you love me...' *groan*
  • I was thinking of this song.
  • Sir Richard Pumpaporche.
  • A55 RGY
  • Rule 34?
  • Holy crap - this cannot be real??!! And directions? There's directions on how to fuck a CAR?? Even explaining which position is best to get the car to rock the most? Geez, I thought the stuffed animal thing was weird.....
  • There's directions on how to fuck a CAR?? Well, it's not like it's instinctual.
  • Ah, my bad. *snicker*
  • no, it's automatic
  • Sir Richard Pumpaporche. I thought it was Sir Percy Pornoporsche.
  • Geez, I thought the stuffed animal thing was weird..... Said like someone who's never googled 'dolphin sex'.
  • In the photograph, he's standing next to the Love Bug. My vote is on Hoax.
  • Don't, ThinksTwice, it's alright. posted by roryk Roryk wins everything. They may call me demented and sick But my new love is shiny and slick Her upholstery scent Sends me heavenward-bent... Let's just say I'm now driving stick.
  • YAY!