May 20, 2008
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I'd quite like to move to New Zealand.
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The healthy dose of cricket writing is a bonus too.
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Mmm, avocadoes.
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You probably need to know a bit about Takaka to understand the transition he's made - it's not just a small NZ town, but it's also quite isolated, without the services a small town close to a larger one would enjoy. Takaka is in the middle of one of NZ's more untouched National Parks, Kahurangi, and it takes a lot to get integrated with a community as insulated as that is. So what he is writing about represents what he has to do before he divests himself of his "English-ness". Before he qualifies, he needs to be able to at least shed a small tear after watching this.
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What Ed said.
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Don't like New Zealand. Not enough ghosts.
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I'm ready. So how do I immigrate?
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Ralph, do you mean because it's not had enough bloody history, or is this just more evidence of your ghost fetish?
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Takaka is also disproportionately full of hippies, Germans, McGillicuddies and other folk who aren't originally local to the area which makes it a different proposition from, say, Dannevirke or Featherston or Kawerau.
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So, we can safely say there is plenty of cannabis? Cos if not, no sale. Wait, there are English? Fuck that.