May 16, 2008

Things You Can't Do Coked Up (via MetaChat)
  • Well..I...feel so strange. Well upon my word.... Now my brain is reelin and my ey-y-y- sights blurred Well, I'm tremblin' alot. I'm nervous and I'm hot Uh-huh, I'm all choked coked up.
  • Ha! Those pictures.
  • Right away I thought "thread a needle" and sure enough.
  • #37: Anything I consider remotely entertaining. #38: monkeyfilter.com #39: metachat.org
  • Can you avoid mandatory penalties?
  • #37: Anything I consider remotely entertaining. Pretty short list, I take it. #38: monkeyfilter.com #39: metachat.org These two were practically invented FOR the coked-up, n'est pas?
  • Can you avoid mandatory penalties? Just about everybody who does coke does this. But I will grant you, it depends a lot on skin color and, in the worst case, ability to afford a lawyer.
  • There's very litt you can't do when uh... when you're cked...there'w hardl anthig one can't accoomp... I mean, it never effexk... oh, never mind.