May 09, 2008

• how fat was she?
• Because of all the sand which is there!
• So I bit 'im!
• Dammit. I strategically shifted my weight before clicking. I thought that said "instant rimjob."
• /presses button
• Bud dum Chi!
• It was ok to hit it once... maybe ok to hit it that second time... and we'll let it pass if you hit it five times real quick just to see what happened.. If, however, you bookmarked it, you have issues!
• Bangor? I hardly knew her!
• "If, however, you bookmarked it, you have issues!" Bookmark it? Heck, I'm trying to embed it in-line after every comment! /presses button Also, can I has a similar thing for some canned laughter?
• Rectum? It nearly KILLED 'em!
• droll.
• A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar and the bartender says "Is this some kind of joke?"
• another afternoon gone.
• Fifty bucks -- same as in town!
• Not tonight dear, I have a haddock.
• I'd hit it.
• Here's a laugh track... You can cursethank me later.
• Here's a blank space: . You can thank me later.
• But what if your joke utterly bombs?
• So I thought: "Now I need a page with a lot of sounds available on different buttons, like Jim Cramer's Mad Money sound effects panel". And the rule is: "Anything you can think of exists somewhere on the internet".