May 07, 2008

"Ask Genghis was first published in January of 2008 as a legal means of paying off the large gambling debts incured by the Khan due to his love of "betting the ponys."" It has potential, especially if we send Genghis requests for relationship advice.
posted by tracicle 16 years ago
  • Dear Genghis: What is the easiest method of disemboweling and winding the intestines of infidels on a pole? Thanks, Your Mongol buddy
  • Dear Genghis: Can you get me Ricardo Montleban's autograph? Yours in pillaging, K-So.
  • KHAAAAAN!
  • Dear Genghis: Where is your tomb? Yours, Henry Walton Jones, Jr., Ph.D.
  • Dear Genghis: How do I get monkey poo off a pair of dress shoes? Thank you.