April 07, 2008

Chance to win year's dung supply in a fund-raiser for horse welfare charity HorseWorld.

Think of the savings on annual subscriptions to mass-market media if you had a secure shite supply locked in in advance!

posted by Abiezer_Coppe 16 years ago
  • Gotta get me some of that wonderful dung.
  • This FPP is offal.
  • What's brown and sounds like a bell?
  • But Nick, I thought it could create a fertile environment for organic growth in the community!!1!
  • But Nick, I thought it could create a fertile environment for organic growth in the community!!1! Horse shit. There. Somebody had to say it.
  • Not really.
  • Okay, if they are really going to give you a year's supply of horse dung, it's going to weigh about 14,000 lbs. In addition, you are going to get the bedding material that was in the stall at the same time (looks like straw, but might be wood shavings). This will greatly increase the volume and weight of what you get, and will also increase the salt content of the final compost (because of the inclusion of the urine soaked bedding).
  • Hey! Have I got a deal for you Monkeys! I will *gift* any of you who would like horse manure ANY AMOUNT YOU WANT. All you have to do is pay shipping and handling. Shipping costs will be kept down by packing dry turds only--fresh, wet, and fragrant will be mailed first class only upon special request. This is premium grade A specially produced organic poo produced from authentic horses living in God's Country, Idaho. These horses are fed grass hay and beet pulp, kept up-to-date on their worming and vaccinations as well as teeth and hoof care. Given the $$money$$ that goes into these beasts, what comes out should be worth the price of gold/ounce. Guaranteed 100% straight horseshit, no straw or woodchip filler. So, you DON'T have to buy a raffle ticket, you DON'T have to wait till next December!!! There'll be plenty of horseshit to go around then after the elections but why wait till then? GET YOURS NOW!!!
  • Actually, retrosurf, that figure's a bit high: * An average 1,000-pound horse produces 9 tons of manure* a year containing valuable fertilizer elements. Obviously, my supply is limited, so first come, first served the biggest helping of the steaming heap. Additionally, from the same website: * The total fertilizer value of the manure produced by Colorado’s horses is estimated to be $10 million per year. Don't miss this valuable FREE OFFER NOW!! *usually deposited all over the place in 10-14 lovely green piles that they will walk through or lay down in if they have any white hair on their bodies.
  • Monkeyfilter:There'll be plenty of horseshit to go around