March 31, 2008

Hell hath no fury like a Teri scorned. Fluff piece on women who are cheated on, more noteable for the story of what happened when someone cheated on Teri Garr. Also, and more importantly, what kind of moron cheats on Teri "Roll in Ze Hay" Garr?!?

Grr. Someone made Teri upset. Now I'm upset. Where's that hammer?

posted by Capt. Renault 16 years ago
  • You're 17 years late on this one, Renault.
  • What, only the windows?
  • If a male did this to a woman, he would be charged with and convicted of felonies, get a domestic violence restraining order taken out against him, and not be allowed to ever own firearms again.
  • Teri jumped the shark when she went on Friends. What preceded that was a slice of charm in the entertainment continuum. What a pair of knockers.
  • Teri jumped the shark when she went on Friends. Oh, idunno -- Ghost World?
  • She'd be sectioned, now.
  • Are you sure you have the right url for your post? Is there some site called "boy zone" out there? Or, maybe, "gossip.com"? If this was done on purpose, could you tell me why? I've made a real effort in the last year or two to not complain about things that seem pretty stupid, but this pissed me off.
  • Sorry, path. I'll give myself a time out.
  • "I'll give myself a time out." Not necessary. And, it's just my opinion. I can deal.
  • Oh path, you're going to LOVE the speedo one, then.
  • Not just your opinion, path. A bit of the old LOL at the expense of the celebs and other assorted goofballs out there can be fun, and Monkeys are especially good at poking fun, but I'm saddened by MoFi's direction lately as well.
  • LEAVE CAPPY ALONE!!!!!! *makes vid of self saying same* *becomes internet sensation* Sheesh! Lighten up, people. Plenty of posts arrive here that leave me cold, so I don't go in. Or if I do, it's only to read others' comments. I mean, not every post can be about Camus and the rest of that Left Bank shower or whatever. *Drops trousers in a comedy stylee*
  • I've always considered the ultimate revenge to be filling the hollow curtain rods in your ex's abode with raw shrimp. The smell will become unbearable, and he/she will never think to look there....
  • To make a tired point: Just exactly *where* are the path and islander FPPs so we base, gossip obsessed monkeys can see how it's done?
  • The 'revenge women' link was on CNN's front page yesterday. I actually read it before the Capt. posted it here. If it's good enough for CNN's front page, what makes it inappropriate for ours?
  • Because we are better than CNN. Well, at least I am.
  • *checks curtain rods*
  • *makes a note of HB's evil idea for possible later use*
  • Camus? It was about SCOTT FUCKING JOPLIN!
  • "Do you like Joplin?" "I have no idea - I've never joppled."
  • *plays in goal*
  • Just saw this on Fox News: Gerald-o-the-Riviera: And so we now enter into day seven of "Renault Watch". [Stands in front of large digital clock showing 7:00:00] Seven whole days without a post or comment from Captain Renault. A nation waits with baited breath for an end to this epic cone of silence, this muted protest, this self inflicted cockpunch, this fortress of solitudityness. Has anyone noticed? The lurkers have... Man in silhouette with altered voice: Yeah, I lurk on the MoFi. Yeah, I guess that Renault guy is kinda funny, and stuff. And anyway the title did say "Fluff Piece" right? Ghost of Johnnie Cochran: ...And if the title fits you must acquit! Her-old-hoe: And we are just being told in breaking news that Renault is the French word for a fox, and that Teri Garr is 87. (Later tonight on Fox, "One of our Captains is missing" the sad tale of a less that stellar FPP and Capt. Maaaaarks strange silence since).
  • I noticed. Where the heck is he? :(
  • And hi, ThinksTwice!
  • I'm afraid we have lost Capt. to Facebook! He's still updating his status there, so I'm assuming he's just fine and dandy. He's probably taking the sometimes-needed break from the Filter. *throws self off ledge*
  • His blog says he's taking a self-imposed break to re-assess his relationship with Monkeyfilter, and that it has nothing at all to do with this thread. I've done the same thing at least twice, and always came back. I suspect he will, too.
  • *crawls under blankets with box of Fiddle Faddle*
  • Oh Capt., my Capt., return to us!
  • I've been taking a break for 3 months. I've got Out Of Office Auto Comment turned on.
  • Never noticed.
  • So funny I forgot to laugh.
  • Well I noticed. But that's only because I like Auto Comment Koko better than real Koko.
  • Breaks are good. Keeps things in perspective. Gives you a chance to forget how smelly Koko really is.
  • She's only smelly 'cos i sent her cheese, lay off. 
  • Your new proportion will keep her satisfied!!!
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