March 21, 2008

Monkey see, monkey do.
posted by RalphTheDog 16 years ago
  • A better link, this time in context.
  • I think we need a bigger picture.
  • a fatal dose of friday squee!
  • Vitamin Squee
  • We regret to inform you the The Underpants Monster is dead, from squee. In lieu of flowers, please send clean diapers to the munkeee babeee.
  • I WANTS A MUNKY BABEEEEEEEEEEE!
  • Diapered monkey = act against nature, but still, that's one cute monkey.
  • Teh munky babeeeees or teh kitteh babeeeees? Measure teh squeeeeeeeee.
  • I think it could be argued that a diapered human baby is no less unnatural. Diapers are unnatural, but I wouldn't want to deal with a baby without them...
  • Having cared for a young monkey who was not wearing a diapers, I can tell you it is very messy, especially when they are sitting on your shoulder. Messy but worth the scrubbing for the experience.
  • > Diapers are unnatural There's apparently some technique (maybe several) to avoid using diapers with babies/toddlers. Mrs roryk told me about it some years ago. I'm very thankful she hasn't suggested we try it.
  • cork up the arse.
  • Maybe this is the place where I should finally, after all these years, confess that monkeys* totally freak me out. They fall right smack in the middle of the Uncanny Valley for me. The idea of a baby monkey mimicking my facial expressions back to me literally made me scrunch my shoulder blades together in revulsion. I hang my head in shame, and humbly await the torches and pitchforks. * The real ones. Not you!
  • OMG I can't believe I actually just said that. I should clarify that I absolutely think that monkeys are fine, they're great, they should be loved and protected and studied and adored. By other people.
  • *prepares chloroform rag and large burlap sack*
  • *gets spiked club and rope*
  • > cork up the arse I misread that initially and was a little shocked. It's "elimination communication", apparently. Sorry for the interruption, on with the burning!
  • friends of ours are doing a "no diaper, naked in house" potty training on their toddler, which can lead to...interesting incidents during a dinner party...
  • Is that what you had for lunch?????