March 13, 2008
Bear convicted of stealing honey.
Rash of pic-a-nic basket thefts continues.
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I just love everything about that story.
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It's layered, like an onion. Or turbo-folk music. In my mind, the beekeeper was wearing hot pants, dropping tabs of X, and smearing poster paint on himself in an interpretive dance also intended to frighten the bear off. Also, he looked like Dr. Venture.
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Ceca, of the Serbian turbo-folk in question. Being at work, I can't speak to the music, but the drag-queen visuals are certainly scary.
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See? Crime DOES pay.
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Holy crap, Cap'n, Websense blocks that link as "Phishing and Other Frauds." It can't possibly be that bad.
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Sorry. A 'safe' visual here.
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It blocked that as "Sex/Adult Material" WHY DO YOU WISH ME TO BE FIRED Kidding. Lemme just fire up that SSH tunnel through the firewall...
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La parole me faut.
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Don't try that hard, mct. It's not worth it.
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Hoochie Koo! A court in the city of Bitola found the bear guilty, and since it had no owner and belonged to a protected species, ordered the state to pay the 140,000 denars ($3,500 U.S.) damage it caused to the hives. I don't think that's what courts or law is for. Or music. Or Jetlana Kitchykoo, for that matter.
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Will her arrest deal a fatal blow to Turbo-Folk? (not the bear's.)
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god damn that's my kinda woman.
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ok, after closer look, maybe not.
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Yeah, I like bears.