March 10, 2008

Thou Shalt Not Blog if Thou Art Boring Thou Shalt Not Ride Invisible Bike, For Such is Surely Sorcery LOL Thou Shalt Not Talk Loudly on Thine Cell Phone in Public Lest I Smite Thee on Thy Bottom and Don't Think I Won't

Are not among the sins listed in the Vatican's New Sins list, but by gum they oughtta be.

posted by Koko 16 years ago
  • NO.
  • Thou shalt not flag reposts, lest you be flagged too, next time.
  • A devil in a blue dress.
  • Thou shalt not fool around with goats, lest you want to be smited by Hank and have some money in the bank.
  • That's... quite a breakfast, Ralph.
  • Blessed are they who use the preview button, for their faces shall be without egg.
  • Indeed, Flagpole, indeed.
  • Thou shalt not purchase Pope on a Rope and leave thy pontiff to dangle under a running shower, lest the Pope soften and thy sins not be washed away.
  • Thou shalt never ever bloody anything, ever.
  • Thou shalt not neglect the Bodice Rippin' thread.
  • [...] Whereupon the Romans in the crowd stirred, and many asked "Have the Gods given us these strange people as caretakers, that they would nag us so?" And as it was the festival of the Bull, the crowd cried "Bull Stool!" and hurled the foulness of a nearby pasture at the men in strange hats and habits. [...]
    To this day the event is remembered in popular curses, though it seldom involves its namesake manure, for lack of nearby farmland or some other millennial cause.
  • "[T]he foulness of a nearby pasture" is the best euphemism I've heard all day!